So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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