Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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