batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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