i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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