The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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