It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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