so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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