i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
