I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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