He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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