school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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