Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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