it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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