Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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