His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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