god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dear god my vagina.
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