on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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