just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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