I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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