Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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