it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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