The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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