Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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