Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
