Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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