you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
