Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well I can't set my house on fire every night
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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