Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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