Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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