He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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