It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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