We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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