Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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