But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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