When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm bleeding and have questions
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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