week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
