How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I see more hoeing in ur future
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