He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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