How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm bleeding and have questions
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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