some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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