Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She bit a glass in half.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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