well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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