This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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