question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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