you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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