Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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