Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
