She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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