thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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