Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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