Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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