You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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