I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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