haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you didnt know i had herpes?
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I have post one night stand depression
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