At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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