am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You need a sexual gate keeper
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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