Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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