Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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