And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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