you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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